How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...