Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
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You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Crew Cut
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There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
One equal to one half
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