New Year Resolutions for Pets
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Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Clean Humor
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Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...