Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...