yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...