Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...