Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...