Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Find out about the cat
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.