Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...