Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...