Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...