Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
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Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
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Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...