What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...