If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...