Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.