Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...