Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
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Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Turned Into a Mom When…
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There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...