The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...