The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...