Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...