Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...