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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.