Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...