Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....