Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...