The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...