Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...