On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...