Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...