Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...