Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...