What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...