I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...