Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...