Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...