Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...