Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...