The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...