In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...