60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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Mom’s Dictionary
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Bank robber stealing
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One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
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IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
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Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
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