Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...