Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....