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He is a very smart dog
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Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...