How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!