The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...