Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...