One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...