Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...