Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!