Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
They are stopped by the police
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Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.